老千?老千…

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昏君掌朝,奸臣当道,世间鼠辈横行, 世道不好,有人打劫 有人勒索 有人绑架,当然都有人做老千。
老千呃人的手法层出不穷,宝药党,迷魂党,阿婆党,“跌”钱党事迹早听过无数次。估吾到今日竟然卑康仔遇到。。响度同大家分享下。希望大家提高警戒,吾好甘易卑人呃。
话说当日康仔正在埋头赶紧一个project 时,direct line 电话突然响器。对方传来的是好马来西亚式同埋好有自信既英文口音,然后就开始左以下既对话内容。

“Hello , izzit Mr Lee ?”
 

“Yes speaking, who is on the online please ? ”
 

“You are the boss of Pacific Century Technology Sdn Bhd ar ? ”
 

“Nope, but I’m the person incharge, how can I help you ? ”
 

” I’m calling from Bukit Aman xxx department”
( 忘记左系乜野部门,因为我听到 Bukit Aman 两个字 两个心肝仔已经吓到 “bok bok bok bok” 甘跳,心捻 “大look” 吾通响网上闹老水单野 扬左?)

“Yes sir, how can i help you ?"
 

“Oh,  We are going to have a police retire function held on next sunday, now we are looking for sponsorship for the events. ” ( oh..原来系度水,甘都冇甘惊)
 

“Oh I see, but we are not intersted on it.”(我系好辜寒)
 

“Don’t said Intersted , this is good for your business because you can get income tax discount” (咦,有着数woh…)
 

“Emm.. sorry because we just small company and no this kind of custom”(我系好辜寒既)
 

“Hey Mr Lee, don’t said so cause this is realy meaningful , if you can’t have sponsorship nevermind, because we accept the donation also.”
 

“Oh donation… a little little also can ar ? “(我真系好辜寒)
 

” Can , no problem. We have alot of clients also from Padan Indah also do the donation , some is make 400 some is do 300, how much you can contribute Mr Lee ? ”
 

“Emm.. alright, i will consider it.You please fax or sent me an letter then We will sent prepare the cheaque for you “(拖住先算)
 

” No no no , we already somewhere around your office, my people can direct go to your office collect the cash payment and give you the receipt directly . ” (有破绽)
 

” Now ? ” (怀疑中)
 

” Yes, because we want to pass you the receipt directly and you can get income tax discount “. (我吾信政府部门做野甘快)
 

” ……. I See, sorry, We don’t intersted on it, and change my mine and don’t want to contribute anymore. Bye bye ! ” (摆明吾妥,速战速决)
 

“Mr Lee..”
 

” Do…..”

摆抵电话之后我依然吾能够肯定是骗局还是事实,但系我以家捻返我当时既处理手法应该可以更好,我应该答他话“好啊, 我地捐200元。你即刻上来拿啊”然后落闸放狗,真的打电话给 Bukit Aman , 然后来个人桩并获。为民除害。各位同学,希望你遇到类似的问题时可以捻下我呢篇文章,根据你当时既情况来作出适当的反应 la。

Comments

  1. vitamin c says:

    walao~~~世风日下!! 你很聪明,政府部门如果要你捐献的话,都是会给信的。虽然是photocopy。(=_=”)

  2. Chengyee says:

    哈哈!你果然好归醒目喔…. 甘都无上当 (*^o^*)
    呵呵…. 没系既话两块水就飞走左. 

  3. 黄氏私家房 says:

    喇, 係咪啊, 我都讲呢块土地无烂希望架啦.. 你老味, 好人好者, 有嘢你唔做, 有工你唔开, 学人做老千, 你话你老母係咪生块叉烧好过生你啊.. 屌!

    我都身同感受, 因为我自己都濑过嘢. 念念下, 佢老豆啊, 就连消防班畜生都打电话嚟乞钱搞活动.

    知识份子, 无; 专业人士, 无; 贼, 一大堆; 狗, 一大箩; 不务正业, 游手好闲, 数之不尽; 捞偏, 黑市赌博, 简直就係与时代并进啦!

    呢排仲衰, 连啲细路都臭埋. 我自己身边就有件小废柴做例子喇 – 当然唔係我嘅啦, 如果係嘅话我一早就打死去算啦. 呢条粉肠仔日日顾住打机, 打狗到成个人short烂咗, 就连自己都唔知道成日无饮过水. 最烂衰嘅, 係佢同你讲, 第时大烂咗咪至多乞食, 唔晓死嘅喔!

    屌你老味!

    所以话, 社会栋梁? 栋我条烂! 以后呢块土地係佢地嘅世界, 由佢地话事, 咁算喇, 我宁愿移民.

    就连咿家啲人打工都坚持 ‘多钱, 少事, 多方便’. 呢个社会仲想有进步? 发你嘅烂梦喇!

    唔洗信我, 信下个股市 – 几乎係成个东南亚区域最烂差. 900几点, 仲保持咗咁烂万个世纪, 你话喇, 有进步?

    我条烂就有进步喇 – 至少比起六年级o個时长咗..

  4. 仲顺 says:

    康仔你有录音吗?怎么这样详细的对白你也记得啊,如果有录音就放上来分享一下吧!