老千?老千…

(请用广东话阅读） 
昏君掌朝，奸臣当道，世间鼠辈横行， 世道不好，有人打劫 有人勒索 有人绑架，当然都有人做老千。
老千呃人的手法层出不穷，宝药党，迷魂党，阿婆党，“跌”钱党事迹早听过无数次。估吾到今日竟然卑康仔遇到。。响度同大家分享下。希望大家提高警戒，吾好甘易卑人呃。
话说当日康仔正在埋头赶紧一个project 时，direct line 电话突然响器。对方传来的是好马来西亚式同埋好有自信既英文口音，然后就开始左以下既对话内容。

“Hello , izzit Mr Lee　？”
 

“Yes speaking, who is on the online please ? ”
 

“You are the boss of Pacific Century Technology Sdn Bhd ar ? ”
 

“Nope, but I’m the person incharge, how can I help you ? ”
 

” I’m calling from Bukit Aman xxx department”
( 忘记左系乜野部门，因为我听到 Bukit Aman 两个字 两个心肝仔已经吓到 “bok bok bok bok” 甘跳，心捻 “大look” 吾通响网上闹老水单野 扬左？）
 
“Yes sir, how can i help you ?＂
 

“Oh,  We are going to have a police retire function held on next sunday, now we are looking for sponsorship for the events. ” ( oh..原来系度水，甘都冇甘惊)
 

“Oh I see, but we are not intersted on it.”（我系好辜寒）
 

“Don’t said Intersted , this is good for your business because you can get income tax discount”　（咦，有着数woh…)
 

“Emm.. sorry because we just small company and no this kind of custom”（我系好辜寒既）
 

“Hey Mr Lee, don’t said so cause this is realy meaningful , if you can’t have sponsorship nevermind, because we accept the donation also.”
 

“Oh donation… a little little also can ar ? “（我真系好辜寒）
 

” Can , no problem. We have alot of clients also from Padan Indah also do the donation , some is make 400 some is do 300, how much you can contribute Mr Lee ? ”
 

“Emm.. alright, i will consider it.You please fax or sent me an letter then We will sent prepare the cheaque for you “（拖住先算）
 

” No no no , we already somewhere around your office, my people can direct go to your office collect the cash payment and give you the receipt directly . ” （有破绽）
 

” Now ? ” （怀疑中）
 

” Yes, because we want to pass you the receipt directly and you can get income tax discount “. （我吾信政府部门做野甘快）
 

” ……. I See, sorry, We don’t intersted on it, and change my mine and don’t want to contribute anymore. Bye bye ! ” （摆明吾妥，速战速决）
 

“Mr Lee..”
 

” Do…..”

摆抵电话之后我依然吾能够肯定是骗局还是事实，但系我以家捻返我当时既处理手法应该可以更好，我应该答他话“好啊， 我地捐200元。你即刻上来拿啊”然后落闸放狗，真的打电话给 Bukit Aman , 然后来个人桩并获。为民除害。各位同学，希望你遇到类似的问题时可以捻下我呢篇文章，根据你当时既情况来作出适当的反应 la 。